The Penetrode
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The World's Largest Fucking Machine
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Over 6220 pounds of burning love
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You can fuck an elephant with this thing
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Long and steely hard
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Comes with a 61 horsepower turbocharged diesel engine
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Dee sizes up the tool
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You want me to put this where?
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Yummy
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Powerful
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Yes so soft
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You are not really serious about this
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Smile
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It's a machine
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You don't really have to excite it
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But a condom is probably a good idea
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You don't know where it's been
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And we don't want any bastard power tools
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All safe
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All machinery should be lubricated
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You haven't changed your mind
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Lining up the parts
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And insert
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Okay, it's in
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I can't believe you made me do this
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Sex machine
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Penetrated
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Deeply
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Industrial Strength Marital Aid
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Disengaging
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And
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Out
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Are you happy now
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Ta Da
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That's all folks
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Thank you Penetrode
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